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ESPN On Five-Minute Tiger Interview: "More Important For Us To Have No Restrictions" [Tiger Woods]

ESPN decided that a short, tape-delayed interview with Tiger Woods near his mansion columns was better than no interview - and Lightning Round Tom Rinaldi was the first and obvious choice to conduct the interview, the WWL said. More »
Golf Channel Actually Asks Tiger Woods Tougher Softball Questions [Tiger Woods]

Golf Channel's Kelly Tilghman actually asks better questions and introduces us to Tiger's magic pussy protector Buddhist bracelet he now wears to keep rooted. She also reveals Ari Fleischer is done working for Team Tiger. Big day for "Kell." [GolfChannelTranscript] More »
Tiger Woods' Interview With ESPN [Tiger Woods]

Tom Rinaldi's earth-shattering secret interview with Tiger Woods is here. More »
Tiger Answers ESPN's Questions: "A Lot of Ugly Things Have Happened." [Tiger Woods]

According to this press release, ESPN hand-picked Tom Rinaldi to sit down with Tiger Woods and ask the awkward questions about the golfer's super-sexual personal life for the WWL. Sports Business Journal's John Ourand has many of the details. More »
All Hail Our New Ivy League Overlords [Duan!]

Kentucky may be the favorites. Northern Iowa may have pulled the biggest upset. St. Mary's may be the least likely to be here. But for the next four days, this tournament belongs to Cornell. More »
Jose Canseco, Always Known For Attention To Privacy [Mlb]

Canseco and his girlfriend (or split personality) are currently carrying out a spat on Twitter. I just want to know which one just called me "sweetie," because I'm a little turned on. [@josecanseco] More »
Big 12, Big East, A-10 Vie For Most Disappointing Tourney Conference: Your 5:00ish Games Open Thread [College Basketball]

Xavier-Pitt, Texas A&M-Purdue, and Cal-Duke close out the weekend. By the end of the late afternoon slate, our Sweet 16 will be set. Well, not "ours." Mine included Kansas and 'Nova. Keep up in the comments. More »
Oregon's Stolen Projector: The Real Victim [College Football]

Jeremiah Masoli admitted to stealing a projector, among other things, from an Oregon frat house. But the media has criminally under-reported that aspect of the theft. We have learned exclusively that the frat was really enjoying that projector. More »
Chris Johnson Ruins A Perfectly Ugly Car [Nfl]

It's just like the Titans playbook: you can see Johnson coming a mile away and you still can't stop it. Don't mourn for that classic boat though; the paint job murdered it long before the 30-inch rims. More »
Swedish Wheelchair Curling Finally Has Its Doping Scandal [Paralympics]

They drug test Paralympic athletes because, I don't know, God dictated they should be stuck with their disadvantages. Regardless, we have our first positive drug test. More »
Badger Badger Badger: Your 2:30ish Games Open Thread (VIDEO UPDATE) [College Basketball]

GaTech-OSU, MSU-Maryland, Mizzou-West Virginia, and Cornell-Wisconsin tangle in the early afternoon slate. On pep rally photos alone, the smart money is with Wisconsin. (H/T to BoRyansBaldSpot for the photo) More »
Orlando Unhealthily Obsessed With Dwight Howard's Technicals [Nba]

Magic fans, and to a greater extent, the Orlando media, are consumed with the thought that the NBA is out to get Howard. This includes pestering the league office about overturning every single foul he picks up. More »
Villanova Got Poopshowered [College Basketball]

In those heady hours before Ali Farokhmanesh, we only had Omar Samhan for our Middle Eastern American Mid-Major superhero. Thankfully, Samhan's YouTube fame endures thanks to his username: "poopshower." [SBNation] More »
Canine Vs. Citrus: Your Gonzaga-Syracuse Open Thread [College Basketball]

A sole early game again, as 'Cuse tries to avoid getting Jayhawked, and Gonzaga tests our patience with its "Cinderella" label for the 20th consecutive year. Follow along in the comments, won't you? More »
WVU Hotel Room Videos Are No Less Embarrassing Than A Sex Tape [College Basketball]

Let's face it: even without a curfew, there's not a heck of a lot to do in Buffalo. But, confined to their hotel rooms, the Mountaineers are making the most of it, acting like teenage girls at a slumber party. More »
Yes, Kansas, Let Us Taste The Tears Of Unfathomable Sadness [Wake Up Deadspin]

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
Your Move, Wake Forest: Your Late Game NCAA Open Thread [DUAN]

Well, that was something wasn't it? Good luck topping that upset, everyone else left in the field. More »
Roundball In Square States: Your 5:40ish Open Thread (VIDEO UPDATE) [College Basketball]

You know those "Westernly" teams that you never watch because they play on Monday nights in weird alien time zones? Yeah, they're all playing right now. Kansas-Northern Iowa. Washington-New Mexico. Baylor-Old Dominion. Look at an atlas once in awhile. More »
Ozzie Guillen's Apple Did Not Fall Far From The Tree [Mlb]

The manager's 24-year-old son, Oney, "resigned" from the White Sox video department because of his rogue Twitter account, but his mom cleared it all up with the GM. It's gonna be a good year on the South Side. [FoxSports/Sun-Times/Yahoo; Pic] More »
Set The Lower Midwest Aflame: Your 3:00 Open Thread (VIDEO UPDATE) [College Basketball]

Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, and Tennessee. If you're flying over these states today, the bonfires will light your way to whatever godless coastal sinhole you've sold your soul to live in. Butler-Murray State; Ohio-Tennessee. Get some. More »
Stories That Don't Suck: Self Esteem, Ballad Of Big Star, Fantasy Baseball, Michael Lewis's First First Thing [Deadspin XY]

Every week, I'll excerpt a handful of stories — old and new, sports and otherwise, relevant and merely sublime — that I urge you to read for one reason or another. Send any suggestions to craggs@deadspin.com. More »
New Orleans Rebuilding Effort Costs 1,200 Saints Fans Their Season Tickets [Nfl]

The Saints are tearing out three sections of Superdome seats—displacing many season ticket holders—so they can turn their old press box into luxury suites. You're welcome, New Orleans. [WWLTV/PFT] More »
The One Where People Clear The Air About Some Of Tiger Woods' Female Acquaintances [Deleted Scenes]

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »
Catholics vs. Catholics: Villanova-St. Mary's Open Thread [College Basketball]

Just one early game today, but one that could tear the Holy See apart. Did the Pope intercede in the 'Cats near debacle against Robert Morris, or is he secretly a West Coast basketball fan who's grown bored with Gonzaga? More »
Americans Ready To Embrace Soccer For 16th Consecutive Year [Soccer]

Yep, the nation's quadrennial fascination with the strange sport it doesn't understand means that once again the U.S. is this close to fully embracing the beautiful game. Any year now.... [CNN] More »
Mike Bellotti Suddenly Needs To Not Work For Oregon Anymore [College Football]

Mike Bellotti worked at Oregon for over 20 years, both as a football coach and athletic director, but just remembered that he left his keys in an ESPN studio and won't be coming back. Gee, I wonder why that is? More »
Last Night's Winner: Pedants [Last Night's Winner]

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like sticklers for the rules who believe that a lane violation is still a lane violation even in the final minute. In other words, me. More »
Courtney Coxian Women Confront Snapping-Turtle Problem: Houston-Maryland Open Thread [College Basketball]

Before Greivis Vasquez can take his "poor man's Manu Ginobili" routine to the next round, he'll have to lance the proverbial boil that is Aubrey Coleman and the Houston Cougars. Make a sweat pun whenever Gary Williams is on screen. More »
Pitino-Backed Red Birds Attempt To Screw Bears On Restaurant Table, So To Speak: Lousiville-Cal Open Thread [College Basketball]

You were expecting a different picture, weren't you? Louisville had an off-year, and so did the Pac-10; there might as well be two pictures to keep you engaged. Say "Samardo Samuels" thrice into a mirror and comment the results. More »
Argentine Outlaws Clash With Malodorous Nuts: UC Santa Barbara-Ohio State Open Thread [College Basketball]

Can Orlando Johnson do an Evan Turner Impression and bounce the Buckeyes? Not if Thad's boys can help it. (Expect them to help it.) Michigan fans: say how much OSU sucks. OSU fans: hang out and continue ignoring Michigan fans. More »
Medium-Sized Kitties Paw At Overly Tanned New Yorkers: Vermont-Syracuse Open Thread [College Basketball]

This is not going to be a repeat of the 2005 game between these teams since 'Cuse is actually good this year. The town of Syracuse is responsible for this, though, so chug some maple syrup and comment it up. More »
Shining Kings Of The Serengeti Beset By Cerulean Satans: Arkansas Pine Bluff-Duke Open Thread [College Basketball]

Duke's better this year than it's been in a while; expect the Blue Devils to crack 120 in this game. Look for floor-slaps galore by the scrubs who get into the game with about seven minutes to play. More »
Food Producers Meet Greeks, Make Orzo Together: New Mexico State-Michigan State Open Thread [College Basketball]

Having Kalin Lucas, Raymar Morgan and Tom Izzo means MSU is a threat to make a run. Jahmar Young and Jonathon Gibson are pretty sick themselves. Lunardi says NMSU's just happy to be there. Can they prove him wrong? More »
Cattle Rustlers Wearing Flashy Coats: Georgia Tech-Oklahoma State Open Thread [College Basketball]

Oklahoma State has a 1-2 punch in James Anderson and Obi Muonelo, but the team's undersized. Georgia Tech's Derrick Favors and Gani Lawal are said to be "bruisers." They should get that checked out by a doctor. More »
Andrew Jackson's Least Favorite Team Vs. Everyone Else's: Florida State-Gonzaga [College Basketball]

The days of Casey Calvary and Matt Santangelo are gone; Gonzaga has become a West Coast Duke. Solomon Alabi has the name of an extra from Angel Heart but is also a defensive force. Will we see Matt Bouldin cry? More »
Jimmer Fredette Is Amazing, According To His Brother's Rap Song [Duan!]

In a jam that is straight slathered in metaphors, T.J. Fredette, brother of BYU's Szczerbiak 2.0, spits fire like ... the first Mormon rapper I've ever heard. Have fun with this. More »
The Best Thing You'll Read About Tiger's Sexting [Tiger Woods]

What could Joslyn James have written to elicit Tiger's, "Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own"? Perhaps: "My screenplay really isn't coming together. Need some dialogue for the enraged donkey-owning farmer." [Slate] More »
Gus Johnson Calls Your Life [Whimsy]

Introducing the Gus Johnson soundboard. I give it less than a day before America is having sex to "rise and fire." [Best Thing Ever] More »
A Bounty Of Aggies! Utah State-Texas A&M Open Thread [College Basketball]

In the marquee matchup of teams with the same name, the Mormon Aggies look for their first tourney win since 2001, and the ten-gallon Aggies try to advance to the second round for the sixth year in a row. More »
Fighter Jet Flyover Threatens, Thrills Thousands [College Football]

Two Navy fighter pilots were grounded after buzzing a Georgia Tech game at the decidedly unsafe altitude of just a few hundred feet. More »

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