Think Geek Clearance :: Social

What the Frak? Hoodie
Calling all Battlestar Galactica fans. You can now obtain this shirt from ThinkGeek or in the Gift Shop (formerly known as the starboard launch tube... we apologize for the inconvenience).
Price: $34.99 - $39.99
Nanotechnology is Huge
Good things come in small packages. Especially ones not visible to the naked eye, like the entire field of nanotechnology. And we're the smallest science's biggest proponents. It might be tiny, but we think Nanotechnology is Huge!
Price: $9.99 - $16.99
I'm blogging this.
Put the world on notice. It's unlikely that you'll actually see anyone overtly change their behavior lest they be blogged, but you'll certainly shake up a paranoid few. Also available in a ladies' babydoll version!
Price: $9.99 - $16.99
I see fragged people.
Unless you exist on the low rung of the skillful ladder of fragging (TM), chances are good that wearing this t-shirt will testify to your sheer FPS dominance...
Price: $9.99 - $16.99
Huge Tracts of Land
When I started at ThinkGeek, all there was was swamp. All the merchant monkeys said I was daft to build a t-shirt empire in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp.
Price: $12.99 - $17.99
Gamer Work Shirt
It's about time that the sport of computer gaming had a uniform.
Price: $19.99 - $24.99
Do or Do Not
Good code can elude the best of us at times. A little advice is all you need, and the best advice, of course, comes from Yoda. This t-shirt can help remind you to keep your head in the game.
Price: $11.99 - $15.99
Chocolate molecule ladies tee
Theobromine is the chemical in chocolate that makes you feel groovy. Celebrate its warm, loving feeling with this sumptuous babydoll shirt.
Price: $12.99 - $17.99
Personal Area Network Microfleece Pullover
The versatile Microfleece Pullover is a wardrobe necessity. The lightweight, breathable and wicking fabric is great for hiking, biking, travel..everything! The pullover has 5 hidden pockets, including a specially designed chest pocket...
Price: $49.99 - $59.99
Cheshire Totoro Face
Happy joy, cheshire cat totoro is upon us smiles!
Price: $13.49 - $16.99
Office Prank Phone Message Pad
Phone messages can be very dull. Why not liven things up a little? Use these funny, pre-written phone messages to confuse your coworkers. Because messing with others lives is one of the unspoken joys of the office.
Price: $6.99
Robo Vac Desktop Vacuum
Press the button on this little robot's head and its rear will begin sucking up all the crumbs on your desk. Suck all the lint into its dirt container. But don't be to worry - trash is the dinner of Robo Vac. Yum.
Price: $12.99
UberStix Construction Sets
UberStix are the coolest new building toy. Revolutionary pieces click together to build a myriad of constructions: many with an emphasis in movement. And, UberStix connect with Legos, K'nex, and almost any other building set for even more fun.
Price: $17.99 - $34.99
The ThinkGeek Monkey Hoodie
Timmy the ThinkGeek Monkey tastefully embroidered onto a hoodie. Only brilliant people would think up something so revolutionary. Yet even smarter people are required to even realize the brilliance of a Timmy Hoodie. People have said you are brilliant.
Price: $31.99 - $37.99
Star Trek Classic Communicator
With sound effects and clips from the ground-breaking classic series, each of these Communicators is just waiting to be taken on your next away mission. Just flip open the grill, and tell the Scotty you are ready to beam up.
Price: $24.99
Star Wars PocketModel CCG
This Constructible Strategy Game lets you turn any surface (your desk, the carpet, your sheets, and more) into the turbulent space of the Star Wars universe. Will you vanquish the Empire or crush the Rebellion? Only time will tell.
Price: $3.99
Cological Marble Run Construction Set
The Cological Marble Run Construction Set is imported from Japan and allows you to create challenging custom courses for your marbles. Everything from zig-zag tracks, to a mini rolling car to whacking mallets until your reach the end and pop up the flag w
Price: $49.99
Wolfking Warrior Xxtreme
Wolfking has upped the ante with the Warrior Xxtreme featuring two circular key arrangements intended for more complex RPG and MMORPG games. You can actually use the two halves of the Warrior Xxtreme for regular typing.
Price: $49.99
No I will not fix your computer Hoodie
Why is it that knowing a lot about computers makes you everybody's little helper? Tell them in no uncertain terms that they're on their own with their boxes...
Price: $28.99 - $35.99
Mario / Luigi Campaign
Face it: everybody else has let you down. Why not vote for a candidate who really listens to your requests and responds? Who asks "how high" when you say jump? For whom heroism is a way of life? We have just the ticket for you. Mario / Luigi '08.
Price: $9.99 - $16.99
SD Star Wars Plush
Because a full size Chewbacca plush would be hard to fit in your office, we bring you a smaller, more portable alternative. Add his buddies Darth and Yoda, and you have a three pack of plush fun. Who said the Force wasn't cute? Awww.
Price: $6.99 - $9.99
Star Wars Jedi Slippers
Yoda. Vader. The battle rages on...for your feet! Will your toes strive for Jedi perfection, or will they be corrupted by the dark side? Do the feet of the Sith smell worse? These are questions you must answer while you are wearing your keen Jedi Slippers
Price: $14.99 - $19.99
Cube World Digital Stick People
Digital people living in boxes are surprisingly social, and highly entertaining! These ain't no sea-monkeys, these are Cube World Digital Stick People!!
Price: $17.49 - $19.99
DIY Duct Tape Wallet Kit
Duct tape wallets are damned cool, but they're so much better when you can make them yourself. Not only do you get the satisfaction of a job well done, you get the chance to decorate them to your heart's content!
Price: $9.99
Key Katcher
This device stores keystrokes in memory and requires no monitoring software. It has a changeable password, keyword search, enable/disable option. Records more than 262,000 keystrokes (over 160 pages). Installs in seconds.
Price: $63.99 - $129.99
Replug Breakaway Audio Jack
Replug transforms any 3.5mm audio jack into a breakaway connection, protecting your audio jack from the rigors of daily use. When too much force is appled, Replug simply detaches from itself, preventing catastrophic damage to your audio device.
Price: $12.99
DIY Drinking Strawz
Tired of straight straws? Break out of the conformity of prepackaged suckers and build your own perfect straw. Want a curve? Add a curve. Heck, you can even drink from two cups at once! Or, share with a friend.
Price: $7.99 - $19.99
Mathmos Astro Light Charms
If you happen to be venturing somewhere noisy or somewhere very quiet, it's likely that you won't hear your cell phone ring. These light charm senses when a call is being received and flashes to let you know.
Price: $6.99 - $9.99
Wi-Fi Detecting Watch
Wi-Fi Detecting Watch
Price: $9.99
Japanese Star Wars Lightsaber Desk Lamp
We've devised a genius way to determine office force alliances for sure. Each employee places one of these nifty glowing Lightsaber Desk Lamps next to their red stapler...
Price: $9.99
Mr. Burns USB Webcam
An awesome webcam embedded in Montgomery Burns' desk. His philosophy is 'Work is done when the employees feel fear.' Nothing strikes fear better than the feeling you're being watched...
Price: $19.99
Looking for a Japanese Girlfriend Hoodie
If you are, then you'll need to get this shirt to succeed.
Price: $34.99 - $39.99
got root? Hooded Sweatshirt
Don't be left out of the amazing and incredible "got root?" phenomenon that is sweeping the universe! Get your "got root?" hoodie now!
Price: $29.99 - $35.99
I Heart ISO 8879
Sure, you can go type the alphabet in various dingbat fonts to try to find the symbol, but the diehard coder knows he or she can get a heart much more easily with ISO 8879. Love, however, is another story.
Price: $9.99
Monkey Benders
ThinkGeek's reason #224 to procrastinate at the office: Monkey Benders! What better way can you celebrate the Year Of The Monkey than by twisting and contorting bendable monkeys with magnetic appendages? We can't think of one...
Price: $12.99
Chargepod
Chargepod frees you from up to 6 different power adapters by consolidating all your device-chargers into one compact unit. Do away with that spaghetti tangle, and get organized and neat.
Price: $69.99
Inky & Blinky & Pinky & Clyde
You know how annoying is when folks remember your nickname but not your real name? Such is the plight of poor Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde, or, properly, Bashful, Shadow, Speedy, and Pokey. We feel for Speedy. We do.
Price: $9.99
Geek Belt Buckles
These delightful belt buckles come in three varieties that are sure to please any dedicated geek. Nintendo controller for the retro gamer in you, Darth Vader for the Star Wars fan and Transformers for the Optimus Prime lovers out there.
Price: $9.99 - $14.99
Mini DIY Cardboard iPod Boombox
Mini DIY Cardboard iPod Boombox
Price: $22.99
Emoticon Transforming Stamp
This is one stamp, but it has many expressions. Squeeze it to express your emotion and stamp on your snail mail for tangible emoticons.
Price: $4.99
DotCom - ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue.
DotCom - ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue.
Price: $3.00
Wireless Market Maven
Now you can watch the market obsessively anywhere in your home or office. The Wireless Market Maven monitors the Dow, NASDAQ, and S&P 500 and gives you handy daily graphs updated every 15 minutes.
Price: $49.99
Power Popper Ball Launcher
Able to spit out balls of fury at lightning speed, these burp guns are the best we've ever found. Get a single barrel version for quick strikes, a double barrel version for heavy fire power, or both and rule the office.
Price: $3.99 - $16.99
I Know HTML
You may know the difference between a < p > and < br >, but do you know How To Meet Ladies? Strut your stuff, and proudly proclaim your incredible dating prowess, and abilities with HTML.
Price: $9.99
GEEK Hooded Sweatshirt
Fall into the GEEK! When it's chilly you need to stay warm right? Our GEEK hoodie fits the bill and is pretty cool looking to boot!
Price: $29.99 - $30.99
Ambient Forecasting Umbrella
Blue LEDs in the handle indicate when rain or snow is expected. Receives weather data for 150 U.S. locations from Accuweather.com. Top quality "gust buster" canopy design
Price: $69.99
Iron-on Patches
Don't let your clothing be seen naked and unadorned. Add patches!
Price: $2.49 - $3.99
USB Doorbell
The USB Doorbell replaces your current chime and allows you to play your favorite music, audio clips, movie quotes or whatever strikes your fancy. Anytime someone presses that little button by your front door the USB Doorbell will "ring" with your sound.
Price: $69.99
The Little Lamp
Designed by the trendy folks over at Suck UK, The Little Lamp is a simple concept that's been nicely executed. A classic lamp shade complete with LED bulb and a retro styling.
Price: $14.99
Celestial Globe
This small representation of the planet Earth holds a secret. When the lights turn off, a blue LED-lit map of the constellations appears. It's like what astronauts see when they look down on our planet from space (assuming they are tripping on acid)!
Price: $39.99
R/C Jousting Knights
Fun to play with remote control jousters. You control the horses as you attempt to knock your opponent off their horse. If you do, their horse stops, and you win!
Price: $24.99
Bomb Bank
This bank is full of danger, but only if you forget to save. If you don't put money in frequently, it will grow angrier and angrier. And when it can't take it anymore, it will explode, spilling your coins all over the place. That'll learn ya.
Price: $24.99
USB Desk Assortment and Gift Set
Stylish gift set includes mini USB light, USB cup warmer, USB mood light pen holder and a 4 port USB hub..
Price: $14.99
Stewie Crossbones Cap
Geek heads are built to put up with a lot in this world. Headshots. Zombie noshing. Bad hair days. There are very few things that happen to your head that a good baseball cap can't remedy or at least make a little better.
Price: $4.99
Dilbert Stress Reliever
Does poor IT support make you mad? Does your boss drive you crazy? Take out your stress on Dilbert or the Boss, and feel happier.
Price: $3.99
The Book of Games, Volume 2
A feast for the eyes with literally thousands of vivid, high-resolution screen shots, this book provides a comprehensive visual tour through the world of PC and video gaming. Volume 2
Price: $19.99
Optimash Prime Mr. Potato Head
Born on an alien world. Built of steel and cables and starch. Ready to protect mankind from evil. Optimash Prime is here! Optimash Prime Mr. Potato Head, that is. Transformers: Potatoes in Disguise.
Price: $9.99
Office Space Box of Flair
All employees needs at minimum fifteen pieces of flair to help show everyone they are an individual and care about how they are perceived by customers. It's a rule. Buy this kit and Stan will be happy. Buy two or more, and he'll leave you alone.
Price: $5.99
Monty Python Black Knight Plush
This soft version of the Black Knight is just as strong and skilled as the one in the movie. Which is to say, you can easily tear its limbs off. Huzzah!
Price: $7.99
Jumbo LED Binary Clock
A one foot square geek chic masterpiece...
Price: $49.99
Mini Bazooka Weapons
These awesome 1/6th scale bazooka replicas are just what you need on your desk. Because with a bazooka on your desk, everyone will know you aren't fooling around. They will listen to you - so you won't blow them up.
Price: $6.99
mini meh
No matter how hard you try, sometimes apathy and indifference is all you can muster. Sometimes, ten thousand monkeys at ten thousand typewriters just couldn't care less.
Price: $9.99
Prism U Backpack
Backpack into the future.
Price: $79.99
Lifesize Star Wars Wall Clings
Vader, Boba Fett, and Yoda are iconic figures that normally only live on the big screen or on your TV. Now, they can live in your room. Life-sized vinyl stickers keep watch over your stuff!
Price: $69.99
USB Security Lock
This little device is basically a security lock for your USB ports. It can help protect your data and prevent illegal access to confidential information.
Price: $7.99
Magic Censored Numbers
Legal notice: Copyright laws differ. Although we don't have the "magic number" printed on this shirt, wearing it may cause AACS-LA to send you a Cease and Desist. In that case, please remove your shirt immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.
Price: $9.99
Powermonkey Portable Charger
This little silver charger doesn't look much like a traditional simian but it is significantly more helpful. Charge it from an AC power outlet... when your favorite portable device runs out of power simply jack in the Powermonkey for hours of additional u
Price: $49.99
USB Tape Dispenser Hub
We are officially fans of multi-function gadgets, especially those of the USB variety. So, this USB hub and tape dispenser combo hits right in the sweet spot.
Price: $11.99
USB Fiber Optic Christmas Tree
In the future, Christmas trees will assemble themselves from a packet of nano-bots and the dust in the room. Those days aren't here yet, so this USB powered tree, festively festooned with fiber-optic lights, will have to do!
Price: $9.99
Motorcycle Engine USB Hub
Perhaps the loudest and most "look at me" USB hubs we've ever found. Rev and shift this engine hub, gloat in the volume and motion, and watch as everyone else quakes in fear. This hub demands respect and slaps around anyone who doesn't give it.
Price: $29.99
Chewbacca Plush Backpack
Chewbacca is a great friend. He always had Han Solo's back, and now he can have yours. Well, now he can be your backpack, at least. He'll hold all your gear in his main pocket and in the little utility pouch on his bandoleer.
Price: $27.99
Plush Robot Tissue Box
Blow your nose, cry, and wipe a baby's bottom in retro techie style.
Price: $5.99
15" Gigantor Digital Photo Frame
The 15" Gigantor Digital Photo Frame really delivers with a sharp 1024x768 resolution, built-in speakers, support for 8 different media types including USB thumbdrives, and MPEG Video & MP3 playback all at a reasonable-size price.
Price: $219.99
i-SOBOT Micro Humanoid Robot
With 17 servo motors and amazing lifelike movement the i-SOBOT is like a mini version of some futuristic robotic race destined to be our masters. The i-SOBOT can be directly controlled via the included remote to walk and perform dozens of complex motions.
Price: $209.99
R/C Daleks
These large scale R/C Daleks stand 12 inches high and are happiest when gliding around your home shouting "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" and hunting for the Doctor. Complete with tank-like controls and digitized grating dalek voices.
Price: $39.99
Micro Spy Remote
This little universal remote is the newest (secret) weapon in the Spy's arsenal and we assure you in the right hands it can be used to quickly assassinate dangerously annoying TV shows. Guard it with your life...
Price: $8.99 - $17.97
LCD Digital Photo Frame
These high-res digital photo frames look sharp and won't scare your wallet. Choose between a bright 10.4" or 8" TFT active matrix LCD screen. Built in speakers and remote.
Price: $99.99
Marshmallow Assault Rifle
Shoots mini marshmallows in rapid fire and also a big bazooka marshmallow shot!
Price: $14.99
USB LED Beverage Cooler
A retro-stylin' way to keep your canned beverages chilled deskside.
Price: $14.99
R/C Pirate vs Ninja
Settle the battle once and for all...
Price: $19.99
Shooting Cubicle Alarm System
Three alarm units with a secret. The first alarm actually arms the other two with wireless signals. The first alarm is loud, the second alarm is louder, and the third alarm shoots missiles!
Price: $29.99
Star Wars Convertible Pillows
Pillows can be boring; even pillows with the words Vader and Yoda on them. But unzip these pillows, turn inside out, and you have a big, plush head of your favorite Jedi. A Jedi you can hug and squeeze...with your Force powers!
Price: $19.99
Holy Hand Grenade Danglers
Killer Bunnies getting you down? Well, heres the only weapon known to defeat those vile beasts. Hang these from your rearview mirror to look cool, and have them ready when you need to defend your car! Just count to three and throw.
Price: $9.99
Glow in the Dark Zombies
Each set includes 9 small, hard vinyl zombies, complete with blank stares, gaping mouths, open wounds and missing limbs! Turn off the lights and they glow in the dark! Braaaaaiins....
Price: $10.99
Great Geysers Kit
Mix Mentos and Diet Cola and what do you get? A big mess, but more fun than a barrel of monkeys with lasers attached to their heads... and that's darned fun.
Price: $14.99
Taroshooten Plush Robots
Here at ThinkGeek we have snagged the new plush version of the Korejanai Robot. These cuddly robots stand 13 inches tall and are ready to generate tears in disappointed birthday boys everywhere. Choose from either the menacing red robot with the drill, or
Price: $9.99
"Back Off" LED Invaders Door Mat
This nifty doormat is imported from France and features a glowing display and motion sensor. Any time someone comes near, a glowing green space invader moves back and forth across the top of the mat. Potential guests, having left their phasers at home, wi
Price: $39.99
Star Trek Retro Action Figures
Just like when we were kids playing with our Mego action figures, Kirk and a Klingon can fight again. Faithful reproductions come in retro packaging and are just as fun now as they ever were. Beam them up now!
Price: $10.99
PVP poster
Skull and Scratch, that crazy duo.
Price: $6.99
Justin poster
"Listen, it's not what it seems. Don't let the stars above star falling, or get in the way of your dreams!"
Price: $6.99
DIY Telescope Kit
A fun and simple kit to put together during your lunch break or for a school project. Just a little glue you'll be seeing distant things in this magic optic tube!
Price: $9.99
Socket Pocket
Convenient storage for re-charging your electronic gadgets. Replaces your current electrical outlet plate to reduce cord clutter.
Price: $6.99
Buck Metro LED Knife
This compact, ergonomically shaped knife with a built-in LED bulb is keychain friendly, so it can be with you at all times. The stainless steel blade folds in to create a knife that is only 2.5" in length when closed.
Price: $19.99
TeleSpy Intrusion Detector
TeleSpy Intrusion Detector
Price: $59.99
Harry
Guaranteed to turn heads and evoke conversation, Harry is a clever, unique and incredibly stylish way to hold your keys, portable electronics, and small children... uh, no wait, strike that last bit.
Price: $24.99
Street Fighter UFS Collectible Card Game
Universal Fighting System.
Price: $6.99
Soul Calibur UFS Collectible Card Game
Universal Fighting System.
Price: $6.99
T.One USB Microdrive
The T.One is the mack-daddy of USB thumb drives. You get 5 or 12 gigs of storage and high-speed USB 2.0 transfer speeds in a sleek case less than 2 inches square. Amazingly, each T.One Microdrive has an eensy weensy hard drive inside.
Price: $39.99 - $99.99
PvP Limited Edition Laser Cel
PvPonline, Lasermach and ThinkGeek are excited to present the first PvP collectible print. These signed and numbered pieces feature Brent, Skull and Francis at the arcade. The image was printed on mylar using technology beyond this humble artist's compreh
Price: $9.99
Duct Tape Purse by Ducti
A perfect accessory no matter what the occasion. Duct Tape matches all ensembles, and instantly shows the world how geeky and proud you are.
Price: $17.99
R/C Airsoft Battle Tanks
Folks here at ThinkGeek Headquarters have been wearing computer grey camouflage and engaging in stealth sorties to the watering hole. Why? Because this 1/24th scale full function remote controlled tank shoots 6mm plastic BB's up to 25 meters! Wowzers...
Price: $39.99 - $89.99
Leatherman h503 Multi-tool
The streamlined design of a traditional lockback folder meets the functionality of a multi-tool. This knife has 10 double-ended bits included along with a carabiner clip and bottle opener.
Price: $59.99
Delta Shockproof Lighter
This is your windproof and waterproof fire source. Use it to burn stuff, or just impress your friends. Refillable butane and piezoelectric ignition. Available in black and glow-in-the-dark
Price: $39.99
Micro-Plus 8-in-1 Multi-tool
Perfectly compact and very useful, this little multi-tool folds up to a very small block of functionality. Includes micro screwdrivers...
Price: $9.99
20q - Pocket Mind Reader
If you've ever played the online version of 20q - you've experienced first hand the uncanny ability of the seemingly intellectual 20q to guess what object you are thinking about. Try and stump 20q. We double dog dare you...
Price: $12.99