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[Spiffy] All talented cats must get ready for the upcoming Cat Agility Championships in NYC. Caturday might be a good day to start
AM New York
[Ironic] Joerg Haider, head of Austrian far-right political party, dies in car crash after trying to pass someone on the right
(Some Guy)
[Caption] What is Henry Paulson whispering to Ben Bernanke? (voting enabled)
MSN
[Florida] A traveling zoo is all fun and games until an allergic hotel maid meets lemur poop and spider monkey dander (bonus: plaintiff claims kidnappers took her to a cemetary so she'd drop case)
(SLO Tribune)
[Strange] Cop injured after being cold-cocked by a sex toy
News.com.au
[Weird] Parents, when you feel like spanking your child, why not tickle them instead?
SeattlePI
[Obvious] Thinking of ending it all with a dive from the Golden Gate bridge? Well, now there's a catch
LA Times
[Photoshop] Photoshop this proud paternal presentation
(Hoopsa boyaboy hoopsa!)
[Photoshop] Photoshop this modular model
Flickr
[Dumbass] Austin cop forgot gun in courthouse bathroom. TX state judge suggests reasonable step of banning all cops from having guns in courthhouses
Statesman
[Florida] Elderly man jailed because he can't afford to sod his lawn according to homeowners association decree
TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim
[Dumbass] Insane man kills his mom claiming he was acting on CIA orders to kill this woman who he believed was draining so much money from banks that it would cause worldwide famine
SignOnSanDiego
[Interesting] Latest counterinsurgency in Iraq is led by roaches who hitchhiked in with American troops. At least the roaches can win something there
Guardian
[Obvious] Now's the time to invest in mackerel
Telegraph
[Amusing] 79-year-old big dummy arrested for blocking sidewalk with multi-ton garbage mountain (pic)
Mainichi Daily News
[Hero] Dog dies saving owner from burning house
AP
[Photoshop] Photoshop this lakeside real estate
(Some Guy)
[Cool] Chimp Anjana becomes surrogate mother to adorable white tiger cub twins
The Sun
[Dumbass] How many times have you heard this one and yet it still makes you just shake your head: Two arrested in robbery after stopping to ask cops for directions
(The Courier-Journal)
[Amusing] Toss another Marklar on the Marklar
Reuters
[Unlikely] Japanese nuclear complex starts smoking, officials say there's nothing to fear
AP
[Obvious] Mark Wahlberg not a fan of "Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals"
MTV
[NewsFlash] Troopergate findings: Palin abused her power. Turns out she really does have executive experience
(Some Guy)
[Florida] How do real female fans support their Tampa Bay Devil Rays? By getting Rayhawk bikini waxes
TampaBays10.com
[Unlikely] Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega convinced that "God (is) punishing the United States with the financial crisis for trying to impose its economic principles on poor countries." Bet that makes his taco pop
Reuters
[Asinine] With Massachusetts having solved all of its other problems... income tax, deteriorating roads, schools with no accreditation... they have decided to argue over what the state book should be
(Some Guy)
[Weird] We don't need to tell you that the next president of the United States is going to have a lot to do. He has to fix the economy, the environment, and Wall Street as well as reveal the truth about UFOs. Wait, what?
Wired
[Obvious] Family shares home with pet donkey, figuring why not have another lazy ass around the place? (pic)
BBC
[Obvious] The best beers in the US are brewed in Colorado, California, Alaska, Oregon and rest of the West
(Westword)
[Cool] Cast of "Family Guy" to present two nights of songs and masturbation jokes at Carnegie Hall next month
Variety
[Obvious] Actual headline: "Talkin' Bout My Boring Generation." Welcome to old farthood, Baby Boomers
Telegraph
[Spiffy] Man builds a life-sized replica of Fred Flintstone's car for his yard
(Some Guy)
[Amusing] It's League Championship Week over at The Smoking Gun mugshot roundup
The Smoking Gun
[Dumbass] Mother-of-the-year candidate buys her 13-year-old daughter and her two friends a bottle of vodak, three bottles of wine, and two alcopops before charity walk, because walking is hard when you're sober. w/OMG MY EYES pic
Daily Mail
[Stupid] Comcast gives ultimate in crappy service to homeowner
(Some Guy)
[Interesting] Forbes recalculates list of wealthiest Americans in wake of financial crisis and stock market collapse, reveals that Buffett has overtaken Gates as USA's richest man, breaking 15-year deathgrip
Yahoo
[Strange] Gas prices in Britain are now so high that terrorists have taken to escaping after planting their bombs by rickshaw
BBC
[Obvious] Report: Jose Canseco detained at Mexican border for possession of steroid that "maintains and restores testicular size"
Sports by Brooks
[Florida] Live in Key West and have a check from Mexico you need cashed? Do you c) Walk to Chicago with three bike trains full of crap
(Some Crazy Guy)
[Spiffy] The numbers are in from Oktoberfest - Only 6.6 million liters of beer and 104 oxen, however condom sales are bursting at 1.5 million
The Local (Germany)
[Obvious] McCain's tracking numbers against the S&P 500 over the past two weeks. It's the economy, stupid
Wordpress
[Interesting] Stress from difficult economic times does not cause more suicides. Actually, it causes people to eat like Michael Moore at a free Vegas buffet
Live Science
[Interesting] Canada has universal healthcare, a budget surplus, no war, and financially sound banks, not to mention Canadian Bacon. Who's the moron now, America, eh?
Canoe
[Dumbass] Student brings fake gun to school during visit by presidential candidate Ralph Nader. In other news, Nader qualifies for Secret Service protection?
(The Register Citizen)
[Amusing] 6 horrible lessons Hollywood loves to teach kids
Cracked
[Obvious] Another thing your $700 billion bailout package is buying for Wall Street: $1000 lap dances
ClusterStock
[Hero] Vladimir Putin gets rare tiger cub for his birthday. PETA upset because he HUNTS tigers with his JUDO
CBS News
[Dumbass] BBC radio presenters suspended after referring to the disabled as "window-lickers", now wish they hadn't gone full retard
Daily Mail
[Followup] Georgia requests complete Russian pullout, Russia claims it feels too good to stop
Canoe
[Amusing] Russia's parliamentarians are off their meds, but still have access to a liquor store at work
(The Moscow Times)