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God Is on the Clock

Satire courtesy of Sports Pickle

Deity to draft replacements for struggling Kitna and Warner

With Jon Kitna and Kurt Warner both struggling down the stretch, God is said to be looking at taking a quarterback in the first round this April in order to bolster his squad at the vital position.

"Kurt Warner and Jon Kitna have both been loyal, hard-working members of the team for a long time," says draft analyst Mel Kiper. "But it has become painfully obvious that their best days are behind them and that it's time for God's squad to look to the future."

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