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Lusty Jams
Truther Than Strange: Music to lower your zipper by
In honor of their annual "Lust Issue," my pals at Detroit's alt-weekly, the Metro Times have asked the Truther to compose a personal list of songs most likely to inspire spontaneous copulation.
It's an interesting question, really. Though one might be tempted to respond with the obligatory Marvin Gaye "Let's Get It On" or Barry White "It's Ecstasy," I find that, in answering truthfully, some interesting things are coming up.
Apparently, I like it rough.
Without getting too detailed (I need to save that for the story, which should post Wednesday, February 13), I find that jams like the Stooges' "Down on the Street" and Tina Turner's "I Idolize You" are much more likely to moisten the ol' pantaloons than, say, the Drifters or Percy Sledge – or even that old cougar Madonna.
When I hear Link Wray wrench out that lascivious vocal in his version of "Ain't That Lovin' You Baby," I want him to push me down in the dust behind the chicken coop and show me who's boss. Lyric sample: "You can bury my body way down deep, but my spirit will rise to you" – you could kill this guy, and he'd still find a way to get to you! That's Stalkerville, man, but sexy nonetheless.
It's an interesting question, really. Though one might be tempted to respond with the obligatory Marvin Gaye "Let's Get It On" or Barry White "It's Ecstasy," I find that, in answering truthfully, some interesting things are coming up.
Apparently, I like it rough.
Without getting too detailed (I need to save that for the story, which should post Wednesday, February 13), I find that jams like the Stooges' "Down on the Street" and Tina Turner's "I Idolize You" are much more likely to moisten the ol' pantaloons than, say, the Drifters or Percy Sledge – or even that old cougar Madonna.
When I hear Link Wray wrench out that lascivious vocal in his version of "Ain't That Lovin' You Baby," I want him to push me down in the dust behind the chicken coop and show me who's boss. Lyric sample: "You can bury my body way down deep, but my spirit will rise to you" – you could kill this guy, and he'd still find a way to get to you! That's Stalkerville, man, but sexy nonetheless.
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