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3. LaFon the scary clown

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What CB didn’t realize was that there was someone who committed his existence to making our little friend’s life miserable. LaFon spent most of his days in parasitic survival, fueled by the energies of fear and frustration given off by those in his presence. Naturally, he did everything he could to set up situations that worked to his favor. In his more socially acceptable days, he was employed as a dwarf clown in the circus. It was frustrating, because everyone else was just as freaky as him and he wanted to rise above the rest. Even if that meant to raise his standards even lower. The final straw broke when his colleagues decided to honor him by using the more politically approved title of ‘little person.’ LaFon favored politics only when they worked to his advantage, so he decided to go underground instead. Unfortunately for all concerned, the underground was rather dank and the mildew aggravated his allergies. As recompense, he chose to continue his life under the cover of darkness.