Dear Tim,

When can we go to Red Lobster again? I love seeing your white hair
glisten in the fluorescent lighting and drinking strawberry margaritas. I’m sorry I got angry with you when you
edited my Spring 2008 collection sketches. And I’m sorry about your Jonathan Adler vases, I’ll buy you new ones, I
didn’t mean to smash them on the distressed bamboo floor. But when you say my collection looks so “Sturm
und Drang” and revise my entire collection with a red Sharpie, well… it makes
me angry.

I know sweater dresses aren’t in this season, but I’m a
designer and I’m fashion forward.Tim, I’m
going to create the trends not just copy them. What was so wrong with my Rainbow Brite inspired sweater dress? I thought the gold belt went great with red,
pink, and green striped sweater dress? I know you’re a fashion guru, but I’m sad that with your new show and
your new “partner” Veronica, I’m feeling very neglected. And Tim you know I’m not just giggles and
tickles. So, tell me when you forgive me and we can go to
Red Lobster again and I promise we’ll sit in a corner booth share a shrimp feast
and be inconspicuous.

Love,

Snuggles