There was a moment in the first wave of this week's Brett Favre retirement coverage, before its repetitive nature began to remind me of a Saturday Night Live skit, that made me feel like a boy again. Turns out that one of the many all-time football records the Green Bay Packers quarterback now owns is most touchdown passes in a QB's final season, 28. Number three on that list is Brian Sipe.
The 1980 Cleveland Browns were known as the Kardiac Kids, because the unexpected AFC Central — wow, that was a long time ago — champions won so many of their games in the last minute en route to taking their first division championship in nine seasons. (They lost a bunch at the end, too, but I don’t really want to talk about that.)
Whoa. There's a name that you don't hear outside of Cleveland too much these days.
Now, Favre’s career wasn’t about records, even though he has a ton. It was, as ESPN analyst Trey Wingo astutely reminded on Tuesday, about moments. And while Fave inspires in me nearly the cliché’d norm of admiration, Dude will never come close to occupying the place in my memory that that third-ranked quarterback does. Shit, Brian Sipe used to make me cry.
Brian Sipe was an amazing player — my second favorite ever after Greg Pruitt —
because of backstory. After leading college football in touchdown passes as a San Diego State senior, he was almost entirely overlooked by the NFL. Small and thin with an unimpressive arm, Sipe lasted until the 13th round to be chosen by Cleveland. Back then there was something called the “taxi squad” which allowed marginal players to hang around for development. And Sipe sure needed it. He didn’t earn serious playing time until 1979.
With the good looks of a surfer and a clear intellect, he was doing the Tom Brady thing before Brady could throw a decent spiral. He outsmarted defenses at a time when the NFL remained a brute sport. He was absolutely dashing — a comeback kid in the movie star sense, a true hero. He too, left the NFL impressively, joining Donald Trump's upstart USFL before packing it in. He cashed a nice check and didn't atrophy in public. Nice closure, clean narrative.
And that’s why folks love Favre: the story his play. Coming out of Southern Mississippi University, he was rated the 17th best player. (Dan McGwire, Mark’s less stellar younger brother, was chosen before him.) While being a late first-round pick is nothing like lasting until the 13th round — the contemporary NFL draft only has seven rounds — Favre’s series of personal dramas made him bigger than life. Beyond his dad’s death there was his struggle with prescription drugs, his wife’s battle with cancer and the pure joi d'vive with which he played the game. These conflicts, along with his happening to star on the clear-cut People’s Franchise, have made Favre an all-time sports favorite.
Fans wait generations for a Brian Sipe or a Brett Favre to come along. But when they arrive, it’s worth the wait. An athlete with a tale to tell can make you feel as can no other sort of performer.
Donnell Alexander is the MOLI View's contributing editor for Sports & Fitness. He posts Mondays and Thursdays.
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