Did you know that a single pigeon can produce 25 lbs. of poop in a year?  Yep, it's a fact, and that means lots of little bombs to drop on deserving crooked politicians and their kind.  There are about a million pigeons living in New York City, and the city fathers have recently passed an ordinance making it illegal to feed them.  Speaking of a load of crap, there's a good one for you.  It's a big city with something like seven million people.  I wonder how much crap they produce?  Are they going to quit feeding them?  It seems to me that 25 million tons of pigeon poop would be a piddling amount to a New Yorker.

I also read where dog turds are getting to be a problem there in New York, and like lots of cities they have rules requiring dog owners to pick up the poop.  It turns out that some don't, so they've still got lots of dog turds laying around, making some parts of the city the most likely place in the world to step in dog dookie.  Like Forest Gump said, "It happens."  And so shit does happen, folks, and like everybody else, pigeons need to poop.  We're small, much smaller than a dog, and a whole lot smaller than a people person.  So, get over it, would you?  We're not creating near the mess you guys are.

And maybe you should consider the advantages of pigeon poop.  Perhaps a recycling project would work . . . we poop, you fertilize with it.  Better yet,  you might take advantage our our skills as pigeon bombers.  Yeah, New York surely has more pigeons than Washington, D.C., and from what I hear from our cousins up there, the Capitol pigeons are outnumbered these days.
That means there's more shitheads available than pigeons to accomodate them.

So, feed the pigeons and encourage them to fly down to Washington and do something good for the country.  Crap on a shithead politicians and make the world happy. 

Polly, 12/01/07