Admittedly, when rent and utilities are paid, there is food in my cupboard, and I have some money to burn (a rarity, I assure you), I usually turn to clothes shopping to dispose of my disposable income.  Luckily, New York City is an industry of cool, and a society of skinny jeans and bright sneakers. In a few weeks, the seasonal sensation that is Fashion Week shall be gracing Bryant Park and everyone who’s anyone, anyone who’s someone, and those few who are everything to everyone (or at least think they are; divas) will be in attendance.  Which means I wont be going. But for those of you who may be somehow attached on one or several of the “beautiful people” who are the life-force of said week, I’m posting the schedule for the events so you can dedicate your begging for tickets to the show of your greatest favor; air kisses abound.

***Note: This schedule is subject to change.
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 5th, 2007
9 AM     NAUTICA
The Salon
10 AM     BCBGMAXAZRIA
The Tent
11 AM     PERRY ELLIS
The Promenade
12 PM     TONI MATICEVSKI

1 PM     ABAETE
The Salon
2 PM     ALEXANDRE HERCHCOVITCH
The Tent
3 PM     ERIN FETHERSTON
The Promenade
6 PM     DUCKIE BROWN
The Salon
7 PM     NICOLE MILLER
The Promenade
8 PM     L.A.M.B.
The Tent
9 PM     Venexiana
The Salon

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 6th, 2007
9 AM     LELA ROSE
The Salon
10AM     MISS SIXTY
The Tent
11 AM     CARLOS MIELE
The Promenade
12 PM     NARY MANIVONG

1 PM     CYNTHIA STEFFE
The Salon
2 PM     BADGLEY MISCHKA
The Tent
3 PM     ATIL KUTOGLU
The Promenade
4 PM     YEOHLEE

6 PM     TEREXOV
The Salon
7 PM     GOTTEX
The Promenade
8 PM     HEATHERETTE
The Tent
9 PM     AKIKO OGAWA
The Salon

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 7th, 2007
9 AM     PORTS 1961
The Salon
10 AM     VERA WANG
The Tent
11 AM     TRACY REESE
The Promenade
1 PM     CHAIKEN
The Salon
2 PM     MAXAZRIA
The Tent
3 PM     J.MENDEL
The Promenade
5 PM     BUCKLER
The Salon
6 PM     SNOOPY IN FASHION
The Tent
7 PM     SABYASACHI
The Promenade

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 8th, 2007
10 AM     LACOSTE
The Tent
12.30 PM     TWINKLE
The Salon
1.30 PM     TEMPERLEY LONDON
The Promenade
2 PM     ROSA CHA
The Tent
4 PM     Y-3

5 PM     REBECCA TAYLOR
The Salon
6 PM     DIESEL
The Promenade
7 PM     ACADEMY OF ART UNIVERSITY
The Tent
8 PM     RALPH LAUREN


SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 9th, 2007
10 AM     DKNY
11 AM     WILLOW
The Salon
12 PM     PETER SOM
The Promenade
1 PM     MICHAEL KORS
The Tent
2 PM     RICHARD CHAI
The Salon
3 PM     REEM ACRA
The Promenade
5 PM     DIANE VON FUERSTENBERG
The Tent
6 PM     PAMELLA ROLAND
The Salon
6 PM     Z ZEGNA

7 PM     TULEH
The Promenade
9 PM     NICOLAI
The Tent

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 10th, 2007
9 AM     LYN DEVON
The Salon
10 AM     CAROLINA HERRERA
The Tent
11 AM     NANETTE LEPORE
The Promenade
12 PM     JILL STUART

2 PM     MILLY
The Salon
3 PM     LUCA LUCA
The Promenade
5 PM     ANNA SUI
The Tent
6 PM     JOANNA MASTROIANNI
The Salon
7 PM     MARC BOUWER
The Promenade

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 11th, 2007
9 AM     TIBI
The Salon
10 AM     CARMEN MARC VALVO
The Tent
11 AM     MONIQUE LHUILLIER
The Promenade
12 PM     NAOKI TAKIZAWA
The Salon
2 PM     BETSEY JOHNSON
The Tent
3 PM     DENNIS BASSO
The Promenade
4 PM     CALVIN KLEIN

5 PM     CALVIN KLEIN

6 PM     NAEEM KHAN
The Salon
7 PM     CUSTO BARCELONA
The Promenade
8 PM     ZAC POSEN
The Tent
9 PM     JAYSON BRUNSDON
The Salon

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 12th, 2007
10 AM     DONNA KARAN COLLECTION

11 AM     ANNE KLEIN
The Promenade
12 AM     TOMMY HILFIGER

2 PM     TADASHI
The Promenade