I'm loving it, all the jabber about scams and spams on moli . . . and I read the remarks thinking, "Hey, just what did you expect?  It's a social network, for Christ's sake!  It's internet!  AND, IT'S THE WAY OF THE WORLD!" 

I haven't posted a blog in a month.  I'm swearing off blogs, for the most part, have decided they're a waste of time - fun, but a waste of time.  But I just had to stick my two cents into this talk about spams and scams.  I get lots of them, and I always turn them in, and they almost always end up being taken off moli.  I figure that's the least I can do for the network that's been so good to/for me.  Heck, I've had one of the network's biggest and most visited sites, and that's always good for a blogger's ego.  Nothing is forever, though.  Anything that's good always gets invaded by the creeps, the crazies, the whores, the nitwits, and the scam artists.  That's just the way it is in modern world, and that's too bad.

But I've been thinking that maybe the best way to handle it all is by taking a different approach to dealing with the scumballs and grifters.  If you can't stop it, then have some fun with it.  And I'm not talking now about those pesky out of the shadows adds you get, those come-ons from the whores.  I'm talking about all the sites that pop up that are just as objectionable . . . and obviously unavoidable.  The spams from gals from foreign countries sure aren't the only ones on moli who are peddling ass, if you get my drift.  In fact, almost everybody is peddling something, right? 

I for one don't like having my site appear among members right beside a bare ass.  I work hard at creating nice logos for my sites, you know, good graphics . . . but nothing I come up with can compete with a well proportioned set of boobs or a nice ass.  So . . . if moli can't stop the bare ass pics that keep popping up, then maybe we all should post bare asses on our sites for a while.  That would sure bring things into perspective.  I know for a fact that a shot of my ass on moli would underscore the importance of putting a lid on such displays.  Since my wife and I both have sites on moli, I'm trying to talk her into posting her ass first . . . but she's not going for it.

When it gets right down to it, I don't object to most bare butts.  In fact, I like the whores on moli.  Peddling nookie is the world's oldest profession (some might argue that begging is, since somebody had to ask first), so if any business belongs there, I guess whores can claim a right to be there.  Some of their adds are actually tasteful.  I do object to the ugly asses, though.  Jeez!  Why would somebody want to post a pic of an ass big enough to park a bus under?  Then again, if you're going to allow butts, you can't discriminate against the large ones, right? Or the ugly ones.

And who are these dipshits with profile pics of the uplifted finger, the bird?  What's with that shit?  Is that your IQ, or what?  I'd rather have the scams and spams than that crap . . . but again, if you're going to have big asses, then a finger is a little thing.  I want to see more moms and their babies pics, more grandpas and grandkids, and more wholesome stuff like that . . . but that's just not the way of the day.  Nope, we're into tattoos, tits, asses, fingers, sex, punk rock, funky hair, shitty music, and all the stuff that drives old farts like me nuts.

I've pretty much dismantled my sites on moli - campo madrone and D&E Ranch.  I have in mind a total remodeling.  If I decide to hang around a while longer, I'm going to go with the flow . . . and that means I've got to change my approach to social networking.  Since the blogging aspect of The Community has been pretty much replaced by commercials, not real blogs, I'll go with that and do the same.  In fact, this blog is a commercial.  It's a commercial against commercials.  My new sites just might open to the sounds of the Stones singing "Get Off Of My Cloud."

I'm also thinking maybe I need more sexy stuff . . . you know, maybe some T&A for the elderly.  That suggestion alone ought to make you shudder.  Maybe I'll make a patriotic thing of it . . . trot out Uncle Sam, pointing a stern finger at you, and saying, "Now you guys play nice."  By that, he's telling us that some of you commercial folks out there, the ones selling something on moli, need to shut up about the spams and scams.  Some of you guys don't play nice either.

And it is just play . . . isn't it?

D. Paz Dalton, 6/3/08