1. It Stings!!!

    27.Nov.07, 16:34 EST Blog edited on: 18.Feb.08, 12:59 EST

    Schmidt Sting Pain Index, created by Justin O. Schmidt, an entomologist.


    Having
    been stung by almost everything, Schmidt created (on his own time) an
    index to compare the overall pain of insect stings on a four-point
    scale.



    1.0 Sweat bee: Light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.


    1.2 Fire ant: Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet & reaching for the light switch.


    1.8 Bullhorn acacia ant: A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain. Someone has fired a staple into your cheek.


    2.0 Bald-faced hornet: Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.


    2.0 Yellowjacket: Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine WC Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.


    3.0 Red harvester ant: Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a drill to excavate your ingrown toenail.


    3.0 Paper wasp: Caustic & burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.


    4.0
    Pepsis wasp: Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair
    drier has been dropped into your bubble bath (if you get stung by one
    you might as well lie down and scream).


    4.0+ Bullet ant: Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch nail in your heel.

    ~ Found on Wholpin

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